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Thoughts for the day! Who is John Galt?

 

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.– John Adams

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.– Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.— Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.— Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.—  George Bernard Shaw

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.– G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.– James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.– Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.– P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.– Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.– Ronald Reagan (1986)

12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.– Will Rogers

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
— P.J. O'Rourke

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
— Voltaire (1764)

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!– Pericles (430 B.C.)

16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. — Mark Twain (1866)

17. Talk is cheap..except when Congress does it.– Anonymous

18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.– Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.– Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.– Mark Twain

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
— Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

 22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class…save Congress.– Mark Twain

 

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In these current economic crises, we are sorry but we see no other alternative but to reduce our staff.  We have to lay off André.

Human Resource Managers, Marketing Managers, Logistic Managers, Security Managers, Communication Managers, IT Managers, Project Managers, Internal Supervisors, Project Managers, PR Managers, and Project Development Managers – what are you going to do without Andre?

 

What are we going to do without Andre?

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Sulumits Retsambew webmaster stimulus contest!

Sulumits Retsambew is an SEO contest to see who ranks #1 on Google for the term "sulumits retsambew".

My entry has been pushed back from page 1 positions 4 and 5 during the past week all the way to position 23 on page 3. There must be some fine competition here and lots of content generation in that on day one when I entered the contest there were 7 results for  the sulumits retsambew term and today Google indicates over 9,620 excluding supplemental results.

It seems that webmasters in today’s top 20 are using the following terms in the contest to get good rankings:

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sulumits retsambew is the webmaster stimulus package!

sulumits retsambew is about as backwards as other stimulus plans that are in the works right now.

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 If you are a "Born to be Wild!" Baby Boomer looking to retire, bring it on down to Orange Beach, AL!

If you see yourself in this video you must have been born before 1970 and getting close to retirement !- LOL!

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Jackson MS Restaurant Schimmels Fine DiningSchimmels Fine Dining in Jackson MS!

Don’t go thinking I am getting off topic here. This is the MyGulfCoastBeachTeam.com Blog and much of our audience is located in Jackson Mississippi.  They are a part of our Beach Team!  Included in that number is my cousin Jay Schimmel, the proprietor and head chef of Schimmels.

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The Muddy Waters Blues Trail Marker was installed in Rolling Fork, MS recently.

The following is from the Lower Delta Partnership December 2008 Newsletter:

On Wednesday, December 3 at 10:30 a.m., Rolling Fork joined the Mississippi Blues Trail with a marker
dedicated to McKinley Morganfield, a.k.a. Muddy Waters. The marker dedication will take place near the corner of Martin Luther King Blvd. and Walnut Streets in Rolling Fork; the public was invited.

Born April 4, 1915, near Rolling Fork, MS Blues great, Muddy Waters, took Chicago by storm in the late

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Only in Mississippi.  It’s all true, y’all!

1. You can properly pronounce Kosciusko, Ackerman, Gautier and Belzoni.

2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

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Understanding Government Bailouts

   Posted by: Cal Tags:

Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’

Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already’

Chuck said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’

The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’

Chuck said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell any body he’s dead.’

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’

Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998..

The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?

Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.

Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the one who figured out how to “bail us out”.

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